The Graze Escape

...3 years previously...
A 2 foot Domino's pizza delivery hamster was wandering the streets of Nigeria thinking how joyous and ironic life could be, when he was brutally kicked to the ground by none other than some of the russian mafia marshmellows. At that precise moment a bullet shot from a random hitmans gun skimmed Domino's (the domino pizza delivery hamster) head. Had it not been for the brutal hit, that bullet would have plummeted deep into the hamster face. It was an ironic moment indeed seeing as the marshmellow had kicked Domino with the intention of mugging him. However, the marshmellow didn't like the idea of getting mixed up in a professional murder no matter how 'gangsta' he liked to think he was.
'I'm outta here' he splodged and ran off, thinking to himself that it might be high time to get on the straight and narrow.
Meanwhile a shaken Domino stumbled to the nearest shelter.
BANG
there was another gun shot and the hitman was slain by none other than Nigeria's transient superhero and cat rescuer 'Super Goat'!!!!
'There young hamster, I have slain your foe, you are free of all trouble and may go about your daily business without fear! Super Goat is here!'
'Oh, super goat, how can I ever repay you??!!'
'Well now, there is actually one thing you could do...'
'anything, anything...'

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fast forward 3 years....

Wells was alone in his bare grey cells, bouncing a ball against the wall, contemplating on past events and his glory days as the transient Nigerian superhero and cat rescuer Super Goat. Oh those were the days. Although nothing beat those adventurous days with Nube. Well hold on just a second!!! What was that favour I got that hamster to do? Ah yes thats it, the jail keys!!!
Everyone knows that if you are a superhero, at some point you will be hunted, hated and imprisoned for unknown reasons, usually at times when the media has nothing better to do than try and create enemies out of the good guys. everyone also knows that hamsters are wizards when it comes to back alley surgeries!
Wells, looked at the funny pocket of skin on his back left foot pad. I'd almost forgotten how I had developed that lump, Wells thought. He leaned round and pulled out a full set of jail keys with his teeth, ahhh his old contingency plan, time to escape! And so he did, and only needing to break 6 legs, crush 3 skulls and seriously bruise 5 testicles, Score!
Just as Wells was making his way across the main front lawn to the final set of prison gates and the final guard post he spotted Nube in a balaclava and a haribo machine gun. Nube was over the moon to see Wells.
'I was just about to rescue you, but I see you have done well by yourself Wells!'

And so the 2 departed from the Nigeria happily and rather abruptly back to the small fields of LabLand.

That Ladies and Gentlemen was how Wells avoided 12 hideous years in prison