Monday, 28 March 2011

Nube and the Whirlwind

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So in November of the year before last, Nube joined his friend Jerry, the giant face, in his holiday shack in Kenya.
But, there a giant and ferocious whirlwind struck the city of Loogaa, where they were staying. It was a small wooden modest hut, nicely decorated, but was completely obliterated by the disaster, leaving the pair stranded and homeless, with matching looks of desperation on there faces (Jerry's being considerably more expressive).
However, never to be down for long Nube had an idea. He reached into his icing pocket, pulled out his mobile and hit the speed dial.
'Wells speaking, who dares ring and disturb my grazing?'
'Nube.'
'Nube?'
'Yes, Nube.'
'I thought you were in Loogaa visiting the giant face that is Jerry?' Wells asked inquisitively.
'I am, but there was a whirlwind and now the shack of many colours has been obliterated like a shit out of U. Eppendoffs butt.' Nube explained. He went on to plead for Well's help in laying out the one camp bed they had back home, so that Jerry could come and stay in .....