Goats Love Water

The Big Break!

The biggest wave in the history of the milk chocolate button...like a giant's jacket slowly being zipped up as the break rolled beautifully from left to right along the length of the blue wall! and BOOM! there was Nube and Wells, the tip or their boards just visable at the waves frothing mouth.

Cameras rolling, the greatest, most famous journalist from Nubes field 'Rob the Wolf' was writing an article for this coming issue of 'three little piggies', with an extra long feature on the fluke 10ft waves that had hit Beach Bay for the last 3 days. Up to this point no one had successfully surfed the whole length, but there had ben 78 concussions and a total of 140 broken bones, including 7 skull fractures. Needless to say it was BRUT...AL!

However, no one had thought of the advantage of having cloven hooves when it came to surfing, but they did now as Wells, his hair peeling away from his gawpish face, soared out from under the wave, dragging a hoof into the wave and spraying Wells in the face as he too protruded from his scary balance from under the lip of the break. The crowd cheered, as the 2 looked like they may both complete the surf in style and swagger!

A relation of Wells

However, trouble was brewing... Nube, being a gingerbread man and all, was starting to suffer the soggy side effects of being exposed to water for too long. Unlike Wells, Nube had suited up and had felt confident taking to the waves with his jelly buttons protected. The extensive challenge was taking longer than he could ever have imagined. His face was beginning to lose structure and his chocolate icing facial expression was one of wilting. He cried out with exhaustion and fright...What if he lost his face, fell off his board and didn't know which way was up, disintergrating slowly in the great expanse?
Well's having heard his cried made a quick emergency telephone call to the nearby rescue teams which had been busy all day collected the broken bodies of the people before them (aside; Wells is NEVER without his phone, one could call him an addict).
'I need the emergency baking spray!'
Within the next minute, a helicopter was flying along side them dangerously close to the pounding wave! A flurry of short high power bursts of cooling egg glaze shot out from a gun turret on the helicopter directly into Nube's face! It wasn't a pretty sight, but Nube managed to maintain his balance and got to the far right side of the bay where the wave finally consumed them inches from the rocky side!
The crowd went wild and Nube attempted to hide his face from the cameras with little success!
A wave so big and grand would not grace the town for another 17 weeks.